... what I think it is?
It's got two legs and they're parallel to the floor. Might it be a lap?
Nope, decidedly not. I don't do knees, you know. They slope -- suboptimal for sitting on. I mean, really, how do you expect me to -- oh wait. Wait! I didn't mean for you to go away; where are you going?
The sofa? THE SOFA! Oh please, please sit down, please, please, please ...
Okay. Now no more walking around for the rest of the day. Lily says so.
Happy Thanksgiving, Dear Ones
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